Thursday, February 20, 2014

Photo For Posterity

To show that Audrey doesn't just merely neglect herself and her health, but she also neglects other things, like her car. 

This photo was snapped in August 2012, and I'm slapping it up here just for posterity, as it's related to the topic at hand, the dysfunction.

And how was this discovered? Well when her lackey, I mean, "handy man" took her car to DMV for inspection, he got out and the DMV dude doing the inspection was like 'WHOAHTHEFUCK!"  

How does this happen? Well, The car sits idle in the driveway (with the exception of monthly starts to keep the battery charged up) all for the off chance that she needs to be toted some place, usually someone else driving this bucket of bolts, because it's the only car she can fit into. 

Anyway, without further ado, I present this to you (average size: standard slice of Wonder Bread):

 

1 comment:

  1. Chuckled...have to share....when ex and I broke up, and were splitting household items up, there was a motor boat, on its trailer alongside the house.....yes I didnt plan on using it as a single woman....lol but it had 2 big hornets nest in it....yeah it was covered......told the ex he could have the boat, he was so excited he ran over to pick it up and uncovered it...to see what crap we had left in it.... He ran.....got stung a few times....and said he had to go to hardware store to get hornet spray....I played dumb. Probably one of only 5 or 6 smile events in my divorce......lol

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