Telephone Timeout =/= Email Time Out

I just thought I'd share this "moment of WTF" from my mother, who has had ME in a telephone time out in response to me putting HER in a telephone time out nearly three months back.  She's been ignoring me for months at this point (and waiting for me to break down and call her, because she thinks she's so essential to my existence), hasn't sent me any ACTUAL email communication, yet passively-aggressively forwarded me one of those horrid chain mails. 

I had to laugh at this one line: "Time waits for no one." What the actual fuck. I'm seriously LOLing here about this. I'll C&P the chain letter in question, because there is no doubt she intentionally forwarded this, rather than just mindlessly clicked fwd.

The aforementioned tripey chain email:

Read quietly then send it back on its journey
To realize
The value of a sister/brother
Ask someone
Who doesn't have one.
To realize
The value of ten years:
Ask a newly
Divorced couple.
To realize
The value of four years:
Ask a graduate.
To realize
The value of one year:
Ask a student who
Has failed a final exam.
To realize
The value of nine months:
Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
To realize
The value of one month:
Ask a mother
Who has given birth to
A premature baby.
To realize
The value of one week:
Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper.
To realize
The value of one minute:
Ask a person
Who has missed the train, bus or plane.
To realize
The value of one second:
Ask a person
Who has survived an accident.
Time waits for no one.
Treasure every moment you have.
You will treasure it even more when
You can share it with someone special.
To realize the value of a friend or family member:
LOSE ONE.
The origin of this letter is unknown,
But it brings good luck to everyone who passes it on.
Remember....
Hold on tight to the ones you love!
Do not keep this letter.
Send it to friends & family to whom you wish good
fortune. And don't forget the one who sent it to you!

Fuck her! *DELETE!*