Truly it is the little things I am grateful for. Today I am grateful that I wasn't born a gerbil. After all, gerbil mothers (and fathers, no doubt) have been known to LITERALLY devour their young.
Thank goodness for social mores, norms, and taboos being what they are. I'm convinced it's the only thing that's actually kept my mother from feasting upon my very flesh.
FEED ME SEYMORE!!
FEED ME NOW!
FEED ME ALL NIGHT LONG!!
...perspective.
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